I was finishing up a normal-for-me meal-at-home last week — baby carrots and peanut butter, a dose of Trader Joe’s pecans — when the whole internet got fully nuked by $28 lunch discourse. Kevin O’Leary said GenZ was “financially cooked.” The Zoomer contingent said the cost of being alive in 2026 makes the math obvious. Various interlocutors hyperlinked …
